"Ah, yes, 'divorce' ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams

 “You don't know a women till you've met her in court.” -- Norman Mailer

“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. “ -- Elayne Boosler

“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.” -- Tommy Manville (married 13 times, to 11 women)

“Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.” -- Henny Youngman

“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce” -- Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

"Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the bastard crucified." -- J.B. Handlesman

"If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?" -- Unknown

“The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.” -- John Kenneth Galbraith

“There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage,

without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.” -- Norman Mailer

"Marriage Bites!" -- Christopher M. Puzzele, Esq.

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