(That You've Been Searching For That 'Special Someone')

Answer:

I am asked constantly how much time has passed since I was dumped.  Personally, I have difficulty comprehending the validity of the question although I have been advised that many people inquire into same for fear that I have not had adequate time to "move on."  Unfortunately, these people evidently don't know me very well.  Indeed, as you will hopefully discover, I am very driven.  I absolutely refuse to procrastinate or whine (excessively) about a predicament.  Instead, I believe it is far more productive to instead vigorously pursue whatever you desire in life, albeit perhaps via a completely unorthodox methodology (i.e.  www.SheDumpedMe.net).

Nevertheless, because of the frequency of the question, I have created the within SARCASTIC clock which works in real time and provides the precise number of days, hours, minutes and seconds of how much time has passed since beginning my search for that 'special someone.'

PS:  In the unlikely event any of you knuckleheads still don't get it, allow me to be terse:  I have already moved on.  Now I am merely broadcasting my search for that "special someone" and  having a few laughs in the process. 

My advice:  Lighten up and enjoy life more.  I know I certainly am.