EXPLANATION:

I continue to receive email from people stating they need to know more about me before meeting for a 15 minute cup of coffee.  Honestly, I just don’t get it.  It takes less time to meet for coffee than it does to email/chat/phone back and forth.  Accordingly, in an effort to expedite the process and in an attempt to be SARCASTIC, feel free to complete the following 10 Trivia Questions.  By investing five minutes to take the following trivia test, you will know far more about me than countless email/chat/phone messages could reveal. 

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1.  Which of the following is TRUE?
A.  I wrote and self-published the book “Conquering College:  Getting A’s for doing Zilch!” at age 21.

B.  I became a certified skydiver to try and overcome my fear of heights.

C.  I passed the bar examination on the first try.

D.  All of the above.

 

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 2.  Which of the following is FALSE?
A.  My favorite color is pink.

B.  Laughing is my favorite thing to do.

C.  I believe meeting for a 15 minute cup of coffee should take at least a week of planning.

D.  I paid off my $100,000 student loan 26 years ahead of schedule and am completely debt free.

 

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3.  I drive a Corvette because:
A.  It is one of the fastest American made sports cars money can buy.

B.  I have a small p’e’n’i’s

C.  It is more aerodynamic than most other vehicles resulting in better fuel efficiency.

D.  I said I would when I was in grammar school.

 

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4.  Which of the following venues have I broadcasted on:
A.  Newspapers

B.  Radio

C.  Television

D.  All of the above

 

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5.  Which of the following statements is FALSE:
A.  The www.SheDumpedMe.net homepage has been focused upon by the media in over a dozen different countries around the world.

B.  I frequently drink coffee. 

C.  I took a helicopter to the bottom of the Grand Canyon to celebrate my 31st Birthday.

D.  None of the above.

 

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6.  I predicted I would became a lawyer while:
A.  in grammar school.

B.  in high school.

C.  in college.

D.  intoxicated.

 

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7.  Which of the following is true:  I am admitted to practice as an attorney in New Jersey and:
A.  I am also admitted to practice as an attorney in the Districted of Columbia.

B.  I am also admitted to appear as an attorney in the Appellate Division.

C.  I am also admitted to appear as an attorney in the Supreme Court of the United States.

D.  All of the above.

 

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8.  Which of the following is FALSE about me in College:
A.  I was on the Dean’s List every semester.

B.  I was elected a member of Phi Betta Kappa Honorary Society.

C.  It took me 4.5 years to graduate.

D.   During final exams, I was busy doing interviews promoting my book.

 

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9.  To promote the www.SheDumpedMe.net homepage in search of that ‘special someone, I have utilized the following advertising venues:
A.  T-Shirts, business cards, flyers and placemats at local diners.

B.  A videogame that I created entitled “She Dumped Me – The Video Game!”

C.  Magazines, Newspapers and Radio in over a dozen countries.

D.  All of the above

 

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10.  Which of the following have I tried:
A.  Sky Diving.

B.  Bungee Jumping.

C.  Standup Comedy.

D.  All of the above.

 

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