Question #1:  How long is it since you've been dumped?

Elaboration #1:  Click here: 

Question #2:  Tell me more about yourself.

Elaboration #2:  Why not see what the media has said about me.  Click here:  &

Question #3:   Are you that desperate to get a date?

Elaboration #3: 

The problem is not getting a date.  The problem is getting a date with somebody that is spontaneous and who has a sense of humor like me.  If you know where I can find such a person, please let me know.  Unfortunately, the vast majority of people I meet require at least a weeks notice just to get a cup of coffee together.  To me, that is not a date.  Instead, that is an appointment.  Plus, why is me setting up a homepage (and getting a great laugh at the entire situation), worse than somebody that goes to a bar/club/dating service to try and meet somebody?  Me goofing on myself (and trying to make a few more friends in the process), is no big deal.  Like I always say, “You gotta have a sense humor.” 

Question #4:  What type of a response, if any, are you getting from this homepage?

Elaboration #4: 

The majority of people think I’m nuts.  There are, however, to my pleasant surprise, a few people who truly ‘get’ this homepage.  Others are totally confused by it.  Indeed, I was even contacted by a few people advising that my ex-girlfriend was goofing on me.  I had to explain to them that my ex-girlfriend was not the one goofing on me - I was!    

Question #5:   How did the www.SheDumpedMe.net homepage start?

Elaboration #5: 

After I was dumped, I was getting email messages from friends/family inquiring into what happened.  After a few days of responding to everybody with the exact same message, (i.e.  She dumped me for sperm), I thereafter threw together a "she dumped me" homepage and sent an email message to everybody I could think of suggesting that they refer to my homepage if they wanted more information about the dumping.  Because I received such a huge reaction from the homepage (mostly of hatred and criticism), the homepage eventually expanded.  One thing led to another and here we are - in newspapers, radio and/or media throughout the world in over a dozen different countries!

Evidently, most people believe you should only meet people via the typical venues (i.e.  bars, clubs, etc.).  I disagree.  Quite frankly, what is the very worst thing that can happen?  People will laugh at me and I won’t meet that special someone?  Big deal.  I’m laughing with you.  Furthermore, unless I try, I certainly won’t meet that special someone.  Like I always say, “You never know unless you try.  It’s a new and exciting time in my life.  Why not enjoy the adventure instead of fearing about its uncertainty."      

Question #6:  What types of law do you practice?

Elaboration #6:  I've worked for three (3) different judges so I have experience in a variety of different kinds of law.  Accordingly, I handle a variety of different kinds of law including, but not necessarily limited to, municipal court, personal injury, landlord/tenant, real estate, family law, etc.

Question #7:  What is your real name Mr. Dumped, Esq.?

Elaboration #7:  C-h-r-i-s-t-o-p-h-e-r  M.  P-u-z-z-e-l-e